For my mutants, normals and steroidal amoeba followers out there.. here is a news flash:
Yoga and Antibiotics are not good friends. Yes, basically when your lymph system starts getting its little yoga inspired rush, it also makes the antibiotics go through fast. This became evident when the room got a little bit spinny, nothing major, and filled with some pretty colours at the edge of my perception.
Which leads into this confession... my thought while resting through it was, "what would that be like with a shot of morphine?" As many of you mutants may know certain chemicals given before, during or after surgery give you that warm happy feeling. Mine sadly, is morphine, or more-so pethedine. I have never used it outside of hospital administration, but, I will be honest where there is not a day once or twice a month, where you get that off day, no matter the cause be it pain/anger/sadness that you try and remember a good time. And sadly, once or twice a month, that goes not to one of the hottest girls I have ever dated/or the girls I would like to date, but back to good old morphine.
I know this is a fitness site, but, you also have to realize that as mutants, some of us are going to have a few points in our lives, where we struggle. Some of us may be angry, hurt, depressed or like me, continuously aware that we have a little friend in the closet, right at the back, who so badly wants to come out and play. Thankfully, through discipline, self-awareness and a joy of being fit and a role model to other mutants, I know that I won't let him out to play voluntarily.
Well folks, moral of the story is, don't yoga and be on drugs... good or bad.. And remember, anyone who says they have no demons that haunt them walk back 20 paces, get your mobile out and call the psyche ward of your nearest hospital. And don't say anything to upset them.
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